My brother would like to post On Why I Have a Blog/Our Fishing Excursion

"I'm Hilary and I have a blog"(Thats a fancy term for weblog). That's my impression of Hilary(get it?). I asked her why she has a blog. She tells me she doesn't know. I'm not a very good investigative reporter ;(. I guess I'm forced to make my own deductions.

So it's like this: Hilary has a blog and I like cutting fish open. Or not. I'm not very good at this. I guess thats why she has a blog and I don't. She wants me to say "we are in ontario and having fun". Which is no fun. No one would want to read a blog like that. At least I wouldn't. I would rather burn my own flesh than read crap like that. Anyways I'm in Ontario and having fun.

Peace, James (M.)

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Sometimes visiting a cyber cafe is quite refreshing. Other times it's rather boring, after having spent the day doing interesting stuff you would do at a cottage. I feel a bit of pity for James, because I've spent the time here blogging and sending emails, while he watches. So I let him write something down. Maybe it was a bad idea. I'm not quite sure.

It's surprisingly hard to write about a vacation, especially when you're at a cottage because you're having a lot of fun but nothing really significant or interesting happens. We went on a "fishing" excursion yesterday. It was more of a "ing" excursion, because there weren't any fish involved. The fish we were catching are pickerel, or "Walleye". We weren't really catching them though, because as I mentioned previously there were no fish, therefore no catching. We spent a couple hours in the hot sun, before we came back to the island. After this we went swimming, which was very refreshing because of the heat. I decided to look under the dock with some goggles. I was looking around under there, at the weeds and stuff when I turn to the side and there's a fish staring at me, a few inches from my fish. So I go out with a rod and minnow and catch a Walleye under the dock, in less than thirty seconds. Soon I have another. And there's our supper. Walleye are probably the most tasty freshwater fish in my opinion. I'm a vegetarion. But I'm also a fisheatin' vegetarian, because I can't live without seafood. So we had fish for dinner that night. It was delicious. I caught another one under the dock today, so there's more dinner. This might sound utterly unimportant, but it was actually quite exciting. The moral of the story is: "Don't spend two hours fishing in the blistering heat when you can catch a bunch of perfectly nice Walleye's under the dock".

There we go.
I hope that I'll be able to post some pictures soon, Unfortunatly I haven't got the chance so far.

hilary m.

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Hilary left out a detail. The only reason they were perfectly fine fish is because I'm such a master at filleting them. Actually not really. Too bad she couldn't do any of that work due to an unfortunate emotional attachment to "Sparky" and "Spanky". However, it was a good experience. I got to wack a fish on the head till it was dead (enough), and then cut a big piece of juicy meat off of the side. I swear it didn't make me gag or anything. Actually, if anything it made me hungry.

Peace.